"Oh, we were at the beach when you dropped by and didn't hear you ring the front door bell."
"Has anyone seen mom? . . . She has a phone call and I can't find her anywhere!"

These 5-1/2 x 8" oval, painted wooden signs can be hung on your locked front door to inform visitors you can be found in your garden.  Also useful indoors - set the sign on the kitchen table to let family members know where you have disappeared to.  The hand painted garden signs come with ribbon lanyards or sturdy cords which can be tied or looped over many objects. 

Originally, our signs said "We're at the Beach" but we had so many requests from single beach dwellers who wanted "I'm at the Beach" - that we compromised.  Rather than trying to stock two versions of the same sign, we elected on the more generic wording we use now.

Great for your personal use - great for gifts as well. Why not order several?